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Smwd by •-Slowly Alive-• June 12, 2018
smiddler
Someone who contaminates the Easter eggs of children with small pieces of fecal matter i.e. dingleberries.
Uncle Tony has really become quite the smiddler since he ruined the annual Easter egg hunt at church last year.
smiddler by troutenstein May 24, 2011
Smudderines
Smudderines by MarkNazz June 29, 2014
Smudder
Derived from the word Smother; To smudder means when a man or woman simply smothers or overwhelms someone they are sexually interested in. Calling too much, flirting too much, saying I LOVE You every ten minutes, excessive sexting, texting usually does not wear good perfume or cologne. Essentially developing an obessesion with someone who is just not that into you. One who smudders is known as a smudderer.
Juan Carlos smudders are the girls in the bed.
Frenchie says "I love you, I want to see you every day, I want you to be my girlfriend forever".. 'Damn frenchie is a big smudderer
I like Olga at Mcdonald's cash register. I want to smudder her and then eat a southern chicken biscuit with her.
Gilmar took me in the pool van and smuddered me and we were on top of pool cleaning devices.
Mexican Juan sent love texts every day for the girlfriend and is in LOVE. He is the defintion of smudder.
The whole foods meat man calls Nancy everynight to say how many slices of turkey he sells. He smudders her with the whole foods meat tracking. Nancy is a vegetarian and prefers not to be smuddered by the Meat Man.
Frenchie says "I love you, I want to see you every day, I want you to be my girlfriend forever".. 'Damn frenchie is a big smudderer
I like Olga at Mcdonald's cash register. I want to smudder her and then eat a southern chicken biscuit with her.
Gilmar took me in the pool van and smuddered me and we were on top of pool cleaning devices.
Mexican Juan sent love texts every day for the girlfriend and is in LOVE. He is the defintion of smudder.
The whole foods meat man calls Nancy everynight to say how many slices of turkey he sells. He smudders her with the whole foods meat tracking. Nancy is a vegetarian and prefers not to be smuddered by the Meat Man.
Smudder by Wild Rhonda October 17, 2008
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.