A diet that involves putting on weight, but at a lower rate than if they didn’t follow the diet and ate whatever they liked. Followers of the Smith Zhou diet eat whatever they like but make each meal slightly healthier than it could be. For example French fries without ketchup, cake without icing, or 23 donuts instead of 24. When followers of the diet put on weight they have excuses such as water retention or faulty scales. This diet requires little discipline and can be followed by anyone who is delusional enough to think it might work.

I’m on the Smith Zhou diet and I’ve not lost any weight, I don’t understand! It must be water retention.

The Smith Zhou Diet by amme c February 12, 2020

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Taylor Smith

Absolutely the best person you are lucky to know. Taylor Smith will engage you in the most interesting conversations of your life. Everything is fascinating to anaylize when you ponder life with Taylor Smith. You will stay up until 1am at Village Inn because you can't get enough of Taylor Smith. This is the best person to share you secrets and dreams with because not only will they listen carefully, they will support you and make you feel like a magic wizard at succeeding in life. Taylor Smith sometimes speaks like a pikey and will make you laugh with schwifty facial expressions.

"Man, the most fun I have is with Taylor Smith."

DeeDee: "Will you marry me, Taylor Smith?"

Taylor Smith by AtchkeyThedumsious May 30, 2018

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Erwin Smith

Often you've heard God be addressed in the bible. However, what you didn't know was that God was also mentioned in a series that started on September 9, 2009. This series was then adapted to a full-color sequence known as Attack On Titan on April 6, 2013. Upon watching, God isn't often presented until the 104th Training Corps Arc.

They refer to God as Erwin Smith. He has the sky's most golden hair, strawn and made through the many working hands of angels. The bluest eyes that put the sea and sky to shame and two wings adorn above those pools of water. Two BIG... and VERY WELL GROOMED wings bared before all who have the pleasure of being in this god's presence. Intellectual call it God's Wings of freedom. A symbol of the cause this man has put his heart and dedication too.

You may call him, Danchou? Commander? alluring? Beautiful? Sexy? Hot? Attractive? Breath Taking? Adoring? One of a kind? Amazing? Wonderful? Etc...

With every God, there is also a Goddess. That Goddess being Levi Ackerman also known as Captain Levi. Who was taken under Erwin Smith's watchful and very fixed gaze. Erwin Smith loves this goddess, though he is a man- we will still refer to him as a goddess. Because let's be honest... He fits the definition well.

Acknowledge that Erwin Smith, also known as God was the real reason why Attack On Titan was so amazing.

"No one's slick as Erwin, No one's quick as Erwin. No one's neck is incredibly THICC as Erwin's."

"Where is the commander?"
"He's in his quarters. Playing Monopoly with Captain Levi."

"If I could, I would gulp down all of Erwin Smith's bathwater. That's a fact."

Erwin Smith by OurGodErwinSmith January 18, 2020

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Eva Smith

a character from An Inspector Calls who commits suicide by drinking a bottle of bleach. This is used by Year 11s before their GCSEs

Might have to pull an Eva Smith and down a bottle of bleach before my English exam.

Eva Smith by sonari October 8, 2018

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