smurpy 

the act of employing a straw to anuslingus your roomate. however it is generally customary to wet your victums brown eye prior to ease entry of the straw.

"man, im going to smurpy ur ass if u dont cut the shit."

smurpy by lcpl scoggins June 18, 2008

slurpyhorsepussy 

Very similar to a SlurpyDogPussy except the pussy has taken on characteristics that now show signs of being shot out burnt out and completely worn out. SlurpyHorsePussy is the next evolution after SlurpyDogPussy in the subhumanspecies sex bestiality realm as once Dog Dick doesn't work for that DoggyPussy any longer than a woman graduates to Horse cock and once horse cock gets ahold of that pussy it takes on a completely new and different completely worn out look and it's all bad and downhill from there.

Damn bruh that chick Jillian shit is all mashed up and abused I think shes not fucking with dogs but her shit is straight SlurpyHorsePussy and she's fucking with Horse cock.

slurpyhorsepussy by JillianQuist November 20, 2019

SlurpyDogPussy 

When a chick has a really loose and fat pussy and stretched out as if she has been getting fucked by k9 dogs.

Man bro I fucked that chick last night and I pounded her for days and still couldn’t cum. That chick has a SlurpyDogPussy.

SlurpyDogPussy by SlimJimRazorEdge November 9, 2019

Smumpy

Smumpy is a word only used for cool people, it means that a NOUN is bumpy and smooth in the same word. It can also be used as a thought or feeling that means alright and ok. DISCLAIMER Furrys CANNOT use this word!

Ex one: That car ride was smumpy.
Ex two: (noun) looks smumpy.

AGAIN NO FURRYS CAN USE THIS WORD

Smumpy by TikTok @brycefurey February 25, 2020

protein slurpy

when you dump your load into a girls mouth

o shes hooked on the protein slurpies, she cant get enough

protein slurpy by stu f. May 6, 2004

Smurph 

A nickname that some people with the last name "murphy" use.

This is because, maybe that person has a good sense of humor, or just likes the smurfs. Or maybe theyve never even heard of the smurfs and just hated their last name (murphy, which is irish) and thought "how can i improve my last name" and then thought of the word smurph.

Smurph, and A smurf. Are obviously two totally different things. keep that in mind. Also, someone with the nickname; smurph -note the PH.. Not F. May be very offended if you spell their name with a F... As you may be implying they look like a smurf, but hey.. That might be a good thing.

Friend: "yo smurph, you comin' to the game this saturday?"
Smurph: "ill pass"

Smurph by LydiaaSmurph October 6, 2012

smurp

When you burp after you've been smoking and smoke comes out. A smoke burp.

Dude, did you see that? Javier just did a smurp.

smurp by Corey Dunn January 5, 2008