Smurf You

A nicer way of saying F**k you.

Me: "Guess what I just did!?!
You: "Your mom?"
Me: "Smurf you a**hole."

Smurf You by footballfan62698 December 25, 2010

Smurf You! 

another creative way to say Fuck You without your parents finding out

Me: you know what Smurf You!!
parent: well isnt that nice (:

Smurf You! by botdfluva April 1, 2011

smurf your turf 

A phrase which can mean almost anything. It can be used sexually or just as a good question.

Ay bitch, lemme smurf your turf
I love it when you smurf my turf

smurf your turf by ryno smalls March 15, 2008

my smurf, your peak 

quite literally the most devastating insult one could lob in voice chat at their sh*t teammates in ranked videos games like R6, Valorant, LOL, Rocket League, Chess. It implies that the speakers “f*ck around” or “smurf” account thats only played on casually is ranked better than the enemy/shit teammates real account is ranked at its peak.

teammate: “that was a bad play, look at your aim , you’re dogwater”

you: “ my smurf, your peak ”

my smurf, your peak by Crouch Guy August 24, 2023

surf on your turf 

To browse the internet on someone else's computer, or to browse whilst logged in as another person.

Can I surf on your turf?

surf on your turf by electroweak November 7, 2009