Smurf Juice

A mix of Chempak Nitrogen and Calcium feeds for plants, from seedling stage to fully grown.

Smurf Juice has boosted my chillies already!

by Papa Taf March 10, 2019

Smurf Juice

The blue deodorant liquid in the hull of a porta potty.

I dropped a deuce into the smurf juice.

by tones10 December 10, 2012

Smurf Juice

An alcoholic beverage, popular among high-schoolers and college students. Lots of sugar and flavor makes the alcohol hard to taste. Contains:
1 2-litre of Diet Mountain Dew
1 packet of any blue Kool-Aid
1 Fifth of Vodka

"Damn man, I got dumped. Mix some Smurf Juice and lets get tore up."

by Chainer April 24, 2006

smurf juice

Nitrous Oxide for cars. Used to add horsepower. "Smurf" refers to the color of the NOS system's tank (blue). "Juice" is a popular term for nitrous.

"That bitch was squeezing Smurf juice..."

by SERvo February 13, 2004

Surf Juice

A mixed drink created by youngsters with no regrets -

One part blue gatorade
One part purple gatorade
One part sprite
Two parts Apple McCormick.

Voila.

... And on the 8th day, God made Surf Juice.

Person A: "I got so sloshed last night, man.

Person B: "What did you have to drink?"
Person A: "Surf juice. Such a fine beverage..."

by Natalie Weaver February 12, 2012