Definitions by Chainer

Smurf Juice 

An alcoholic beverage, popular among high-schoolers and college students. Lots of sugar and flavor makes the alcohol hard to taste. Contains:
1 2-litre of Diet Mountain Dew
1 packet of any blue Kool-Aid
1 Fifth of Vodka

"Damn man, I got dumped. Mix some Smurf Juice and lets get tore up."

Smurf Juice by Chainer April 24, 2006