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smuggle buddy

noun: a friend/partner in crime (acebooncoon) that is smuggling illegal paraphernalia with you. this could include, but is not limited to: drugs, weapons, illegal aliens themselves, kids for the priest, prostitutes, etc.

a smuggle buddy can also be your stash of illegal paraphernalia. it is pocket-sized or can fit in a backpack/messenger/purse and of course, for more desperate situations and best concealment, an anal cavity.
delivery boy: hey man, can you be my smuggle buddy for this one delivery? i can't fit a whole pound in my pockets.

SM: yeah, but you owe me- you remember what happened last time...


dealer: you brought the half, right?

-naw man, i had chuck my smuggle buddy over the bridge...so the cops wouldn't find it on me.
smuggle buddy by Buddha Kalash March 31, 2009
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snuggle buddy 

Your best friend and/or boyfriend/girlfriend. Someone you can be close to to get warm, cuddle up with when your sad, mad, flirty etc. Someone to sit down with and watch a movie with.
she was missing her snuggle buddy so she called him so they could watch a movie together.
snuggle buddy by smootchygirl May 20, 2009

Snuggle Buddy 

A snuggle buddy is a close friend who you sometimes cuddle up to when you're feeling down or need comforting. There's no sex involved and it never goes further than a cuddle, but they're always there for you when you need that extra bit of comfort.
Person 1: So did you hook up?

Person 2: Nah, we just cuddled watching a movie. She's my Snuggle Buddy
Snuggle Buddy by Fallenbear January 5, 2013

snuggle buddy 

someone that is always there for you, and gives you the best snuggles whenever you need them.
you most need a snuggle buddy when your feeling really bad and when you need someone to talk to. So you can cuddle up to them.
snuggle buddy by dannyb = ] February 20, 2009

Snuggle Buddy 

Step 1. You get someone to be your snuggle buddy, next thing you know you're crushing some guts.
OHHH hey becky, I'll be your snuggle buddy (makes appoint next morning at abortion clinic)
Snuggle Buddy by heizenberg March 30, 2010
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