smordin 

Originally Smordinski a name givin to a family line of great medical doctors. The apex predator of Eastern Europe. Because of there natural prowess they have been hunted to near extinction.

Watch out for those Smordins they’ll rip your arm off with their bare hands. Luckily they can fix you up just as quick.

smordin by Vanwarana September 5, 2021

Swording 

Two men, in the crab position, getting it on. Much like two women scissoring.

Those two gentlemen were swording on the dance floor.

Swording by Getsomewhiteshirt November 24, 2018

Smorning 

that feeling of disappointment you get when the marshmallow you were roasting got too gooey and fell off the stick and into the fire. Now your smore will take 3 MORE minutes...

Dude 1: "Hey there buddy, you look upset. What's bothering you."
Guy 2: "Nothing. I'm just smorning the loss of the marshmallow I spent 5 minutes trying to get to that perfect gooeyness."
Dude 1: "I am so sorry man..."

Smorning by valoo208 September 25, 2010

smorning 

today's morning - derived from this morning

the smorning I ate breakfast.

smorning by Iced March 17, 2004

smoodini 

When a guy ditches his mates for a chick

Your mate gets a bit of smoo' n does the smoodini and vanishes

smoodini by leroy carvin April 5, 2008

smodding 

The art of simultaneously fake smiling and nodding when asked to perform a task that you consider to be unnecessary, counter productive, or excessive, and you know that management won't listen to your valid viewpoint.

Not generally used in a sentence. It's just a slow deliberate motion to resign yourself to the futility of trying to be innovative in a bureaucratic system.

Manager -"Hey Jim, the paper we use isn't made in an environmentally friendly way, can you destroy it all and order 'green' paper"
Jim- (Smodding)

smodding by Zamial March 26, 2017

Smorking 

To snort and smoke a substance.

I caught her smorking in the bathroom at Burger King.

Smorking by runforestrun July 7, 2010