smordin

Originally Smordinski a name givin to a family line of great medical doctors. The apex predator of Eastern Europe. Because of there natural prowess they have been hunted to near extinction.

Watch out for those Smordins they’ll rip your arm off with their bare hands. Luckily they can fix you up just as quick.

by Vanwarana September 5, 2021

Swording

Two men, in the crab position, getting it on. Much like two women scissoring.

Those two gentlemen were swording on the dance floor.

by Getsomewhiteshirt November 24, 2018

Smorning

that feeling of disappointment you get when the marshmallow you were roasting got too gooey and fell off the stick and into the fire. Now your smore will take 3 MORE minutes...

Dude 1: "Hey there buddy, you look upset. What's bothering you."
Guy 2: "Nothing. I'm just smorning the loss of the marshmallow I spent 5 minutes trying to get to that perfect gooeyness."
Dude 1: "I am so sorry man..."

by valoo208 September 25, 2010

smorning

today's morning - derived from this morning

the smorning I ate breakfast.

by Iced March 17, 2004

smoodini

When a guy ditches his mates for a chick

Your mate gets a bit of smoo' n does the smoodini and vanishes

by leroy carvin April 5, 2008

smodding

The art of simultaneously fake smiling and nodding when asked to perform a task that you consider to be unnecessary, counter productive, or excessive, and you know that management won't listen to your valid viewpoint.

Not generally used in a sentence. It's just a slow deliberate motion to resign yourself to the futility of trying to be innovative in a bureaucratic system.

Manager -"Hey Jim, the paper we use isn't made in an environmentally friendly way, can you destroy it all and order 'green' paper"
Jim- (Smodding)

by Zamial March 26, 2017

Smorking

To snort and smoke a substance.

I caught her smorking in the bathroom at Burger King.

by runforestrun July 7, 2010