smooth poo
Mike: I just took a poo, and after i wiped there was nothing on the TP
Jeff: nice man, that's what i like to call a smooth poo
Jeff: nice man, that's what i like to call a smooth poo
smooth poo by Pop Pop January 13, 2008
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Smoothypoo
Smoothypoo by Jesusloveseverybody exceptyou October 20, 2010
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Pooch Smooch by Toast Taste Good June 27, 2021
Pooch Smooch
A pooch smooch is a happy, wet kiss from your dog, or a series of them, as perfected by pit bull type dogs. Pooch smooches are delivered with gusto, and in the case of a pooch smooch from a pit bull, can be similar to receiving a full facial exfoliation. Pooch smooches are never half-hearted or halting. If it feel like a sneak-a-lick, then it’s not a pooch smooch. It is said that pibbles gives the most pooch smooches of any dog breeds.
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Mom: She doesn’t like pibble dribble.
Mom: She doesn’t like pibble dribble.
Pooch Smooch by BadAtty September 10, 2022
Poon Smooch
When eating out a girl its the slobber/vagina juice that gets smeared on your face that you have to whipe off when your done.
Poon Smooch by Adam Handy April 29, 2007
pooch cooch smooch
When your female dog has been cleaning herself and soon afterward wants to surprise you with a big, cooch smelling kiss on the mouth.
pooch cooch smooch by Beaver Skateboards October 5, 2009
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