smooth brained
Your brain doesn't work right and the gears don't function right. Otherwise said as you are stupid, dumb, an idiot.
smooth brained by Smooth brained mf October 3, 2019
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smooth-brained
An insult referring to the absence of wrinkles present in the human telencephalon(cerebrum) -- the largest region of the mammalian brain. Literally implying idiocy at a physiological level.
smooth-brained by drastic_quench May 23, 2008
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Smooth-Brained
A person who could be very well-informed and high-functioning, possibly even quite intelligent in certain areas, but is an idiot nevertheless. Usually a smooth-brained person has never thoroughly examined their beliefs, is generally susceptible to ideology, and has enjoyed a relatively comfortable life free of struggle or adversity.
Smooth-brained can also describe an article, film, or any other piece of content that presents a view of the world that betrays the author's complete alienation from any of the material conditions that define most peoples' lives.
Can also be used as a noun, for example: smooth-brain.
Smooth-brained can also describe an article, film, or any other piece of content that presents a view of the world that betrays the author's complete alienation from any of the material conditions that define most peoples' lives.
Can also be used as a noun, for example: smooth-brain.
Did you read the latest smooth-brained think piece about rising division in America?
Nah, I can't even read that both-sides bullshit.
Nah, I can't even read that both-sides bullshit.
Smooth-Brained by SBCP October 9, 2021
Smooth brained crayon eating ape
Retail investors who invested in GameStop. They demanded a change from the SEC to ban PFOF(Payment for order flow) which was invented by Bernie Madoff and used by Citadel and company to manipulate markets. drsgme.org
Smooth brained crayon eating ape by fellowApe June 11, 2022
Smooth brained Robbie
A smooth brained robbie is an individual who is unaware of modern slang. They can try but they still won't grasp the current slang, truly they will never be hip with the teens. If you encounter a "smooth brained Robbie" do not hesitate to laugh at their incompetence, because it is funny.
Jeff: "that was awesome, no cap"
Robbie: "why aren't you wearing a hat? Its cold outside."
Jeff: "oh you poor smooth brained robbie".
Robbie: "why aren't you wearing a hat? Its cold outside."
Jeff: "oh you poor smooth brained robbie".
Smooth brained Robbie by Soggyfroggy February 22, 2022
Smooth brainer
A slang used to call someone dumb, stupid, of low IQ, etc.
Origin: As the amounts of folds on the cerebrum of a mammal brain determines the intelligence of the being, having no folds would mean that they have on intelligence.
Origin: As the amounts of folds on the cerebrum of a mammal brain determines the intelligence of the being, having no folds would mean that they have on intelligence.
Smooth brainer by RAPHlEL March 15, 2023
Smoothbrained Skelder
An Among Us player who always plays on the Skeld map no matter what. They are often noobs or people who leave when they aren't imposters. You will usually find them in games with only one imposter and a maximum of ten players instead of the new 15-player servers.
Smoothbrained Skelder by some guy who uses the Internet October 7, 2021
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dead drop
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Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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