smooshen

It's how you feel when you've consumed a large quantity of 3 hammers cider in a short amount of time.

Dan: Mate we've got loads of this cider left. Shall we get on the smooshen

Twiggy: Yeah man i'm definately half smooshed already.

by sicken October 25, 2009

smooshing snake

Verb. the act of pressing ones flaccid penis to a window in an effort to protest something.

John and the boys were smooshing snakes down at town hall to protest the rise of taxes

by Frog Lungs November 10, 2016

Smooshing Booties

Sexual intercourse between two extremely awkward people.

My coworkers started smooshing booties. It's very weird.

by AManager April 5, 2019

Social Smooshing

The opposite of Social Distancing, Social Smooshing is the act of maintaining barely-any or no distance between friends, acquaintances, and strangers as the world emerges from the contact-deprived depths of Covid isolation.

Social Smooshing is now mandated at all times in public places, homes, and gatherings of 2 or more people. Be sure to make direct contact for at least 37 seconds with whomever you encounter.

by smebobo January 28, 2021

smooshed

Squashed and squished put together.

I was in a crowd of ppl and was smooshed...

by DomzaE July 14, 2005

smooshing

when your manhood doesnt work to full potential, usually from drinking or an unattractive lady, so you have a rubbery wang that you smoosh into her snatch

i was getting hot and heavy with that girl but when it came time to get to business my guy wasn't at full mast so i was just smooshing her for three hours, i had fun.

by smooshman February 23, 2009

Smooshes

The act of a woman placing a persons head between her breasts and hugging.

My girl gives the best smooshes.

by Sean & Boni February 27, 2005