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smooches 

a big wet sloppy kiss on the face
aunt milly gave big wet smooches to her nephue and squeezed his cheeks
smooches by miss marilyn darling April 11, 2009

smooches 

Sloppy kisses not with the mouth lips, but with the labial lips. The smooch’s target is usually the cheek of the face or, for special occasions, the cheek of the butt.
Ben: Sally and I made a real connection on our last date. I think she might be the one.

Sam: Why do you say that?

Ben: Last night, she gave me lots of smooches.

Sam: You lucky bastard.
smooches by kittyboss/zachnasty July 23, 2008

Smooches 

To smile and blow a kiss towards a person who's livid with you just to get them even more mad. Because you don't have time for that!
Saying F*** YOU in a nice way.
Shrug it off and walk away... SMOOCHES!đź’‹
Smooches by Brash85 April 21, 2021

smooches, not mooches 

Variant of the once-popular "hugs, not drugs", this expression extols the virtues of giving someone semi-intimate affection as a "reward" or "payment" for physical/financial/material assistance or other favor that the person does for you, rather than just shamelessly begging to have said assistance given to you for free.
Tiffany didn't have gas-money for a ride to pick up a cartful of groceries at the supermarket, but she insisted on reimbursing me anyway with five minutes of warm-hearted lip-locks and gratitude-filled arms-wrapped-around shoulder-blade scrunchies after we got back to her house again --- she knows da value of a dollar and a friend's time/effort, and so she dedicatedly maintains a "smooches, not mooches" policy.

corona smooches

When the boys take turns locking lips with a designated homie before he gets tested for COVID-19, making this singular test relevant for everyone involved. A great way to save time and valuable tests, while simultaneously providing a great bonding experience for the squad.
Brendan: “man wtf! I just walked in on Taylor and Foshee making out in the basement bathroom”
Evan: “nah don’t trip it’s just corona smooches man. they say it’s a safe and responsible alternative to widespread testing”
Brendan: “I just don’t get why there has to be so much hand play...”

Aussie Smooches 

She loves my Aussie Smooches - they make her come like crazy!
Aussie Smooches by abby normal too September 16, 2009
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