smonka

Loser, mean person
When someone is very mean to you you can call him smonka, this should piss one off, i bet.

You are so smonka to me, freakin meannie.

What a smonka!

by RossyBoy2008 April 19, 2008

Smolka's Postulate

There is a fundamental connection between technology, physical reality and nature. And the parallels between technology and nature are astounding.

Smolka's Postulate reveals that cars have systems that match that of animals; ie: gas tank - stomach, catalytic converter - liver, carburetor - lungs and so on. A computer hard drive needs to defrag every so often, like a mind needs to dream(believing that doing so consolidates information in the brain).

by Stephan Smolka September 5, 2009

Smonday

The anxiety and sadness you get on Sunday when you realise it's Monday the next day.

"Smonday urghh "
"Nooo, it feels like Smonday"

by -Chloe- October 28, 2019

Smokahontas

A ridiculously attractive and alluring female.

Hey Jeff, look at that absolute smokahontas!

by Mattyc2k8 June 21, 2019

Smonk

Ironic synonym for smoke originating from the meme culture, usually used with doggos (dogs)

High doggo 1: when you smonk the weed

by Australium Gold July 21, 2016

stonkaruni

A silly person, who does and or partakes in goofy silly activities.

That person is such a stonkaruni yo.

by Shaggy1nShenanigans August 7, 2023

Smokadoink

The word "Smokadoink" is Norwegian slang for "Smoke a Marijuana Joint"

Cheech: Hey man! wanna go Smokadoink?
Chong: Hell yeah!

by Keefy Keef October 8, 2020