1. Being on your period
2. Having a yeast infection
3. Bacterial Vaginosis
4. Trichomoniasis
5. Herpes/HSV2
6. Crabs
7. Chlamydia
8. Gonorrhea
9. HIV/
AIDs
10. Or just a
good old case of ugly pussy.
"Hey
man, did you hit that last night?"
"Nah bro, that bitch had a fucking Stormy Taco!!!!"