1. Being on
your period
2. Having a
yeast infection
3.
Bacterial Vaginosis
4. Trichomoniasis
5. Herpes/HSV2
6. Crabs
7. Chlamydia
8. Gonorrhea
9. HIV/ AIDs
10. Or just a good old case of ugly pussy.
"Hey man, did you hit that last night?"
"Nah bro, that bitch had a fucking Stormy Taco!!!!"