skommy

a mother or mother in law who is fun to hang out with but is twisted. She has a sick sence of humor and has an unusuall attraction to small dogs. OCD is also common in skommys. She is often wanted around because she makes everything fun. She will spend endless days in the house eating like crap, but dont fight with her about it because she will start dropping F bombs out of left field and kick your butt. She is cute too.

1)That skommy spent 4 days in the house eating grilled cheese sandwiches and playing with her baby (dog).
2)Did you see what skommy did?? She was dancing around the house to native american music and flapping her arms.
3)I didnt want skommy to go home, shes so much fun.

skommy by stephe October 23, 2007

Slommy 

There’s no clear meaning behind what Slommy actually means and i would say that it is something that’s out of this world. People would say that it means Salami but for me it’s more than that. Slommy helps me get out of bed in the morning. Whenever I’m sad I just think about slommy and instants happiness fills me up. I love slommy and so should you. The world needs more Slommy

“What do you wanna eat today?”

—silence—
“Slommy yes no beans”

Slommy by slommyinmyheart April 24, 2020

skommel 

a South African's term form masturbation

Bro I skommeled four times last night

skommel by bigbattybumlicker29 August 19, 2021

Skommunism 

Skommunism is combining skill and communism together. This most commonly occurs in games with strong skill based matchmaking (SBMM). Titles such as Call of Duty: Warzone hold skommunist status. It involves reducing the skill gap so much that any retard that's just downloaded the game can pick up a gun and destroy a professional player with no effort at all. Skommunism allows equal chance for all players to kill each other whilst retaining braindead status.

1. Bro, this game is so skommunist.
2. The amount of skommunism in this game is atrocious.

Skommunism by Bronze IV April 29, 2021

Sommy 

A Brit who is also an amazing kid. Sommy is insane and great.

“Who’s that insane and awesome kid?”
“Oh, that’s Sommy”

Sommy by Clitlickw April 17, 2019

Skommel 

Skommel 'verb' (pronounced Skoh-mil)

Originally used in the Dutch language to describe a shaking or rocking motion, the term skommel is commonly used as a slang term in South African Afrikaans to describe masturbation in a rudimentary manner.

It is a term used so frequently that it has nearly completely ousted the literal meaning of the original Dutch word from everyday language.

Joe: Tony, why do you always run away from your dog once you've finished washing him?

Tony: All that dog needs is a little bit of lube and he'll start to skommel.

Skommel by EZMickey January 17, 2009

skommel 

to masturbate. Origin - South African Afrikaans word meaning 'shake' as in 'melk skommel' = milk shake or 'shuffle' as in shuffling a deck of cards.

I went to my room for a quick skommel.

skommel by DeanH January 13, 2008