smollie

a uselessly small ollie on a skateboard.
or my half mexican brothers exstreamly small penis.

my bro taped his smollie to his leg and whenever he got a bonner he kicked me.

by jonny b goode February 11, 2006

smollie

noun: a flexible resistant strap used to temporarily attach one's feet to their skateboard, providing the rider with a new method to practice his/her tricks

Hey John! How did you get so gosh dang good at skateboarding? Don't tell me... did your mom buy you a smollie to practice with?

by DingDongMaverik October 12, 2023

smollie

similar to training wheels on a bike, a smollie is a training strap on a skateboard

Bill: Hey Rocky! You are amazing at skateboarding, and almost overnight!? What's your secret?

Rocky: Can you keep a secret? I practice with a smollie.

by DingDongMaverik October 12, 2023

Smollett

Hiring people to kick your ass so you can make yourself into a fake victim, hoping to become impossible to fire from your job.

You better make sure you cover all your bases if you pull a Smollett, otherwise you'll get found out.

by Blixkrogg February 16, 2019

Smollett

... disambiguation... (see Drama )

To not cover your tracks properly, or to do something purely for the Drama.

"4. Claiming to have experienced negative events that are highly implausible."

Smollett was a TV series 'Empire' actor who staged a false attack on himself, hiring 2 Nigerian brothers, he claimed to be Trump supporters, to hang a noose around his neck and pour gasoline on him for $3500, claiming it was a racist, homophobic attack. Police found out it was a staged attack, and arrested him for making a false report.

You can't be Smolletting yourself in a climate like this.

I hope you got rid of the evidence, otherwise you'll be Smolletted.

She didn't really loose her keys, she's just just Smolletting for the vine.

by realsomejuan February 21, 2019

Smollett

Reporting of a false assault, racial or homophobic hate crime.

Ref: JussieSmollet

“That attack was all a hoax. For ratings! Man, dude pulled an ace Smollett.”

by Ally Ally February 22, 2019

Smollet

Smollet (noun); an elaborate hoax performed in order to falsely claim the role of a victim.

“he claimed to have been abused, but actually he was just pulling a Smollet.”

by ZeAlchemist February 19, 2019