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a uselessly small ollie on a skateboard.
or my half mexican brothers exstreamly small penis.
my bro taped his smollie to his leg and whenever he got a bonner he kicked me.
smollie by jonny b goode February 11, 2006
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noun: a flexible resistant strap used to temporarily attach one's feet to their skateboard, providing the rider with a new method to practice his/her tricks
Hey John! How did you get so gosh dang good at skateboarding? Don't tell me... did your mom buy you a smollie to practice with?
smollie by DingDongMaverik October 12, 2023
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similar to training wheels on a bike, a smollie is a training strap on a skateboard
Bill: Hey Rocky! You are amazing at skateboarding, and almost overnight!? What's your secret?

Rocky: Can you keep a secret? I practice with a smollie.
smollie by DingDongMaverik October 12, 2023

Smollett 

Hiring people to kick your ass so you can make yourself into a fake victim, hoping to become impossible to fire from your job.
You better make sure you cover all your bases if you pull a Smollett, otherwise you'll get found out.
Smollett by Blixkrogg February 16, 2019

Smollett 

... disambiguation... (see Drama )

To not cover your tracks properly, or to do something purely for the Drama.

"4. Claiming to have experienced negative events that are highly implausible."

Smollett was a TV series 'Empire' actor who staged a false attack on himself, hiring 2 Nigerian brothers, he claimed to be Trump supporters, to hang a noose around his neck and pour gasoline on him for $3500, claiming it was a racist, homophobic attack. Police found out it was a staged attack, and arrested him for making a false report.
You can't be Smolletting yourself in a climate like this.

I hope you got rid of the evidence, otherwise you'll be Smolletted.

She didn't really loose her keys, she's just just Smolletting for the vine.
Smollett by realsomejuan February 21, 2019

Smollett 

Reporting of a false assault, racial or homophobic hate crime.

Ref: JussieSmollet
“That attack was all a hoax. For ratings! Man, dude pulled an ace Smollett.”
Smollett by Ally Ally February 22, 2019
Smollet (noun); an elaborate hoax performed in order to falsely claim the role of a victim.
“he claimed to have been abused, but actually he was just pulling a Smollet.”
Smollet by ZeAlchemist February 19, 2019
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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