smoked ham

When a woman is wearing a swimming costume and you can see subtle, or not-so subtle fat rolls.

Fwoah!! Shaved Ham!! E-Ewww....

by seedy March 22, 2003

smoked ham

When a ham is under the influence of marijuana

look at that smoked ham, he looks like a fat-devil

by big pun March 11, 2003

Smoked Ham

When one partner is getting high while fucking and when he finishes the blunt he shoves it up the partners asshole.

I gave yo' bitch some smoked ham

by imtehfallout March 12, 2015

smoke a ham

Using a small bathroom/restroom/public stall for emptying your bowels. Taking a shit and smelling up the entire area.

Dude, I think that burrito is finally fighting back. I gotta go smoke a ham.

by BigEasyMoney August 24, 2007

Smoking a ham

The act of farting past a turd in your ass

I better run to the shitter, I done smoked this ham enough.

I been smoking a ham since after lunch, I better stop at sheetz and sheet.

by Boogie 63 March 09, 2021

ham smoke

Getting MF head...

Yo I'm about to hit this bitch up and get some ham smoke

by Bump bump June 02, 2017

Smoked Ham

A half black half white kid.

Looks like Jodi and Jerome are going to have a smoked ham for Christmas.

by Stuckinher September 26, 2011