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Smoked Ham 

When one partner is getting high while fucking and when he finishes the blunt he shoves it up the partners asshole.
I gave yo' bitch some smoked ham
Smoked Ham by imtehfallout March 12, 2015

smoked ham 

When a ham is under the influence of marijuana
look at that smoked ham, he looks like a fat-devil
smoked ham by big pun March 11, 2003

Smoked Ham 

Looks like Jodi and Jerome are going to have a smoked ham for Christmas.
Smoked Ham by Stuckinher September 26, 2011

smoke a ham 

Using a small bathroom/restroom/public stall for emptying your bowels. Taking a shit and smelling up the entire area.
Dude, I think that burrito is finally fighting back. I gotta go smoke a ham.
smoke a ham by BigEasyMoney August 24, 2007

ham smoke 

Yo I'm about to hit this bitch up and get some ham smoke
ham smoke by Bump bump June 2, 2017

smoke hammer 

smoke hammer by Whitesugar50 February 22, 2018
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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