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smoker crack 

An opening of one to five inches in the car windows of smokers which becomes the easiest way to spot a smoker while driving. They are specially easy to spot in times of bitter cold, rain and other types of weather that would not usually permit the crackage of car windows.
"Hey man, look at that fool with their window cracked. It's like 3 degrees outside!"

"They're smoking man. It's just a smoker crack"
smoker crack by Bryn B. March 16, 2008

smoker's crack 

The small crack in the driver's side car window that all smokers have so they can fumigate their car.
My dad had a smoker's crack the whole way there, and it was only 10 degrees outside! I froze my nips off!
smoker's crack by lnsdrummer1156 March 27, 2009

crackin smoke 

Another way of saying smokin crack, as in u'z a dumb ass motherfucker; or you're a fucking crackhead.
WTF! U got back with that sasquatch lookin bitch?! Crackin smoke foo.
I like crackin smoke. bahahahahha!!!

crack-smoker 

1. someone who smokes crack
2. Somebody who acts or does something crazy
crack-smoker by Anonymous November 10, 2002

crack smoka 

Smoking crack cocaine or any other illegal substances out of someone's crack
Angel won't stop smoking weed out of my boyfriend's asshole, she is such a crack smoka.
crack smoka by harry cucci April 26, 2005

What kind of smoke you be crackin' ?

This is a term I came up with that my friends and I use to define to someone they are doing an extremely crazy act with out actually telling them they sound like they are smokin' crack without actually saying they are smokin' crack.
My friend says " hey, i'm gonna go put lambo doors on my 1995 sr20hoopdie" and I say "What kind of smoke you be crackin'?
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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