I'm pissed that Paramount changed the ending of Paranormal Activity to a shock shot. The internet original wrapped up everything so nicely...no room for them to run the series into the ground.
"Sock Shots" refers to the practice of soaking your socks in alcohol, wearing the socks out to the bars, and then ringing the socks out into your mouth to save money on alcohol.
Many of the more clever folk will wear multiple layers of Sock Shots, preferably soaked in homemade corn liquor, thereby exponentiallydecreasing the amount of money they need to spend that night on alcohol.
"Dude, I'm just not drunk enough. I wish I had just $5 more..."
"Man... you should have worn some Sock Shots tonight! I was walking around in mine all night, so they were a bit salty, but I'm drunk as shit and saved like $8!"
The tf2 shotgun is a weapon that fires 10 pellets per shot, 3 - 9 damage per pellet, 3 if it's long range, 6 at medium range, 9 at point blank, with 6 shots, and 32 saved to the ammo pool, and reloads one at a time. A shortened name for it is just the shotgun.