smocial 

a social event of smoking

Smocial at my house this friday!!

This is a B.Y.O.W. smocial!

Let's smocialize!!

smocial by thats1stonedfox January 7, 2008

smocial 

an individual who smokes cigerretes with a group of people

He is a smocial drinker.

smocial by Abn Mad Mex April 7, 2011

Smocial 

A social smoker

I’m a smocial, only smoke on social occasions

Smocial by MrsBFlood July 28, 2018

Social Securitits 

Women over the age of 55 who refuse to wear a bra. The woman is usually a dirty Hippy and fails to realize the 60's have been over for several decades.

Maude's Social Securitits were on display for all to see when she arrived at the BINGO parlor wearing a trendy shirt, but no bra. The sag was unbearable to watch.

Social Securitits by RoyalecheeseMoosemom August 16, 2012

social togetherness 

Social togetherness is the opposite of social distancing. It's the new cultural movement which began in 2023. Since social distancing is the most fucked thing in history, we now need an equal amount of social togetherness to unfuck things.

Michelle: "I don't want to socially distance from you anymore"
Dany: "Social distancing is fucked"
Michelle: "Let's do some social togetherness, I'm coming over"
Dany: "Come over at 10pm for an unfucking session"

social togetherness by D the Top G January 10, 2023

Social Methbooking 

facebooking while on a meth bender

I can always tell when she's on a meth bender because she doesn't stop commenting nonsense on Facebook for 3 days straight,social methbooking

Social Methbooking by CrunchyCrew February 25, 2022

Selective Social Distancing 

Continuing to practice social distancing after the pandemic ends towards jerks, people who smell bad and in general, anybody you don’t want in your life

After I had coffee with him few times, I decided to practice selective social distancing from him because he wanted me to meet his parents

Selective Social Distancing by rtalati April 14, 2020