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Smithering 

To suck up to your boss when he looks like Monty Burns.

Pretty much what Hodgie does, usually with a wrinkly old dick hitting the back of his throat.
What has Hodgie been doing in Monty's office all morning?
Oh he's probably been Smithering again.
Smithering by the gypo May 23, 2018

smithering 

When you suck up to the group that is mistreating your own group by making fun of your group.
That nerd was totally smithering to the jocks by making fun of Star Trek.

Gay pundit Milo Yiannopoulos gained notoriety by smithering to the right wing media about feminists, even though they were also anti-gay.
smithering by spackle2020 August 19, 2020

Spitzering 

To have a squeaky clean image while doing freaky shit on the side.
Sure he goes to church every Sunday, but he be spitzering with a dwarf prostitute and a donkey with one leg every Saturday night.
Spitzering by Shady Sartorius March 10, 2008

Whore-hog-black-widow-slithering-snake 

a female perosn, whom is vicious, conniving, crule, and undesierable to be around and/ or with
Lexxie M. is such a whore-hog-black-widow-slithering-snake. Because she harrasses her boyfriend, his friends, and family, by harrassing them all the timehog. Whilist cheating on him with other men and women whore.

nutt smothering 

During mutual oral sex or "69ing" with the male on top, testicles drape over the nose of the partner on the bottom, covering the nostrils and impeding airflow.
Damn, when I was 69ing that bitch, I gave her such a nutt smothering that almost passed out.

slathering the fish 

When titty fucking goes wrong...
The act of mashing ones flaccid dong and balls against a females breasts
In a last ditch attempt to thwart whiskey dick Bren made a brief attempt at slathering the fish before the poor girl ran out of the room crying