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schadenboner

Taking really, REALLY immense delight in the misfortune of some loathesome person-like creature. Well beyond garden-variety schadenfreude, a case of schadenboner lasting beyond four hours means the tumescent owner must seek medical attention.
The final exposure of Dan Rather as a failshit partisan back in 2004 gave me a 3-hour schadenboner..at least.
schadenboner by Adroit January 24, 2011
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Shad language 

Shad Language is a language created by the mysterious Shadsters (Shad ancestors) It is a highly expressive and fun language that is known for its easy pronunciation and unique vocabulary.

Example words: Neo = Dumpster, Toes = Sauce.
Shadow using Shad Language: Wow! Look at that smelly Neo! (Wow! Look at that smelly Dumpster!)
Shad language by ShadowKeen June 26, 2023

Jeremy Shada

Voice actor, musician and saviour of the gays.
'Did you hear? Lauren put Jeremy Shada back in her basement'
'gosh'
Jeremy Shada by M Me Big Boy June 23, 2018
Shadae is usually a very beautiful girl inside and out. She’s caring and sweet. Her aura is peaceful, everyone loves to be around her. She wants to see all her friends be successful and she’s a really good person to talk to. She is often emotional but she’s a really fun person. You’ll definitely fall inlove with her when you find out her real personality (not the shy one).
Wow Shadae’s a really good friend .

Get yourself a shadae and you’ll be set for life.

Schadenforde 

Delighting in the undoing of Toronto's Mayor Rob Ford.
Video depicting Rob Ford smoking crack with Somali gangsters brings me a tremendous feeling of Schadenforde.
Someone who brings greenery wherever he goes.
One with random thoughts and who's greatest passion is dark chocolates.

Intuitive.
Inamorato.

Romantic.
He is a great lover.

Oh, that's so Shadaab.
Shadaab by pr3ttycasual April 5, 2010
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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