by lilsmokeeshopShorty September 25, 2010
Get the smerfs mug.strong, hard, long, stretchable, blue, hard, sexy, gluck gluck 9000, reusable, bpa free. lives on papa smurf, cock. first seen on tiktok
“did you see papa smurfs glizzy yesterday?”
“yeah it was so juicy and big”
“i gave it a gluck gluck 9000”
“yeah it was so juicy and big”
“i gave it a gluck gluck 9000”
by papasmurfs_fatglizzy September 7, 2020
Get the papa smurfs glizzy mug.Smurfs are the blue cartoon characters that live in mushroom houses.
Smurfs are also people that buy phenylpropanolamine for a speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) cook. Since Phenylpropanolamine can be turned into Phenyl-2-Propanone, then into Ethylamphetamine, you tell the smurfs to buy Phenylpropanolamine. Smurfs get paid to get Phenylpropanolamine, but there's a chance they could get arrested. There are a lot of smurfs.
Smurfs are also people that buy phenylpropanolamine for a speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) cook. Since Phenylpropanolamine can be turned into Phenyl-2-Propanone, then into Ethylamphetamine, you tell the smurfs to buy Phenylpropanolamine. Smurfs get paid to get Phenylpropanolamine, but there's a chance they could get arrested. There are a lot of smurfs.
Crank: Buy Phenylpropanolamine. I'll pay you.
Steve: ok.
*buys Phenylpropanolamine.
Steve: *Hands Phenylpropanolamine (PPA) to Crank.
Crank: *Hands money.
Thanks smurfs
Crank: Cooks Crystal Speed.
Steve: ok.
*buys Phenylpropanolamine.
Steve: *Hands Phenylpropanolamine (PPA) to Crank.
Crank: *Hands money.
Thanks smurfs
Crank: Cooks Crystal Speed.
by CognitiveFuel January 6, 2023
Get the Smurfs mug.A cock ring complete with testicle cup. Could potentially lead to members turning blue if too tight.
by o0zombieritual0o October 2, 2010
Get the Smurfs Basket mug.James Cameron's Avatar, so called for the following reasons:
1) Near enough the same scrpit as dances with wolves
2) The Na'vi look kinda like smurfs from the 80's cartoon series
1) Near enough the same scrpit as dances with wolves
2) The Na'vi look kinda like smurfs from the 80's cartoon series
1: Dude you coming to the cinema tonight?
2: What you going to see?
1: Dances with smurfs
2: Meh i think i'll give Avatar a miss
2: What you going to see?
1: Dances with smurfs
2: Meh i think i'll give Avatar a miss
by Runs with Eagles January 22, 2010
Get the Dances With Smurfs mug.by random_bulldog August 31, 2003
Get the the smurfs mug.by WordMann68 February 22, 2011
Get the Smerfing mug.