smerfs

originally from san francisco ca. A cool group of kids that do smerkish stuff and get away with it.

Those smerfs just stole my cigarrettes.

smerfs by lilsmokeeshopShorty September 25, 2010

papa smurfs glizzy 

strong, hard, long, stretchable, blue, hard, sexy, gluck gluck 9000, reusable, bpa free. lives on papa smurf, cock. first seen on tiktok

“did you see papa smurfs glizzy yesterday?”
“yeah it was so juicy and big”
“i gave it a gluck gluck 9000”

papa smurfs glizzy by papasmurfs_fatglizzy September 7, 2020

Smurfs 

Smurfs are the blue cartoon characters that live in mushroom houses.

Smurfs are also people that buy phenylpropanolamine for a speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) cook. Since Phenylpropanolamine can be turned into Phenyl-2-Propanone, then into Ethylamphetamine, you tell the smurfs to buy Phenylpropanolamine. Smurfs get paid to get Phenylpropanolamine, but there's a chance they could get arrested. There are a lot of smurfs.

Crank: Buy Phenylpropanolamine. I'll pay you.
Steve: ok.

*buys Phenylpropanolamine.

Steve: *Hands Phenylpropanolamine (PPA) to Crank.
Crank: *Hands money.

Thanks smurfs
Crank: Cooks Crystal Speed.

Smurfs by CognitiveFuel January 6, 2023

Smurfs Basket

A cock ring complete with testicle cup. Could potentially lead to members turning blue if too tight.

don't you hate it when your balls slap too hard?" "oh you should try wearing a Smurfs basket!"

Smurfs Basket by o0zombieritual0o October 2, 2010

Dances With Smurfs 

James Cameron's Avatar, so called for the following reasons:
1) Near enough the same scrpit as dances with wolves
2) The Na'vi look kinda like smurfs from the 80's cartoon series

1: Dude you coming to the cinema tonight?
2: What you going to see?
1: Dances with smurfs
2: Meh i think i'll give Avatar a miss

Dances With Smurfs by Runs with Eagles January 22, 2010

the smurfs 

the best cartoon about little blue things in the world!

papa smurf

the smurfs by random_bulldog August 31, 2003

Smerfing 

Smart Nerds Fucking

At last year's MENSA convention, there was way too much smerfing.

Smerfing by WordMann68 February 22, 2011