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Smelly fingers

The definition of smelly fingers is when a tiny short boy who shoves his finger up a russian guys but hole and then his fingers will smell like shit.
"You have smelly fingers"
Smelly fingers by jalla flyg January 28, 2021
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smelly fingers

when your fingering a girl and she pisses on your fingers.
"yo this cunt last night gave me the worst smelly fingers"
smelly fingers by mr. fetus December 19, 2008

smelly finger 

This would generaly be the outcome of going to bed with an itchy hiney.
Confucious say: "Man go to bed with itchy hiney...
Wakes up with smelly finger."
smelly finger by mavros April 29, 2006

Smelly finger 

Shane Glynn got the smelly finger
Smelly finger by Kidrock27383 June 18, 2018

Smelly Finger dance 

a dance performed, mainly by people in wellingborough where your 2nd and 3rd fingers are held out together,with the rest of your hand clenched, waving it around infront or you, or even waved under the nose/between the legs (hence the name smelly fingers) this dance should be done with a 'nasty face' on.
'yes bluud i c u bus'in that Smelly Finger dance with ya nasty face...ya get me'
Smelly Finger dance by missyt85 October 3, 2012

Smell My Fingers 

A phrase used by people (mostly male) after fingering a female, due to the "pleasant" oder the vagina leaves on the fingers.

However, most people who use this joke haven't actually gotten any, and are saying it to be funny or insulting, or are bragging about it. Best when used towards friends about people they're close to.
Jimmy: "Hey Timmy, you know your sister, Bella?"
Timmy: "Of course, what about her?"
Jimmy: " Smell my fingers ;) "

Ben: "So me and that hot co-worker Jenna went out to lunch somewhere private"
Mickey: "So?"
Ben: " Smell My Fingers "

Mickey: "Score!"

finger smell

When one has a habit of sniffing ones fingers.
John really like to sniff his fingers, he digs his finger smell.
finger smell by ploppppy December 12, 2007
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