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a smeglet is a generally just a cunt
shut the fuck up u smeglet
smeglet by way2cool4usmeglets June 23, 2022
Students at the School for Ethics and Global Leadership in Washington D.C. They live together in D.C., talk to powerful people, take classes, and have super awesome conversations. They are all one-of-a-kind. A typical seglette is ambitious, thoughtful, attractive, and intelligent.
Wow, look at that intimidating group of hot nerds in suits. They must be seglettes! God, I wish I was one of them...

I saw one of the seglettes at the event she organized for her organization. She is so put together!
Seglettes by CONSNE132 January 24, 2011

smeaglet 

"look that kid named Daniel has a smeaglet!"
smeaglet by shlongboy20 November 12, 2015
to insult someone online without any consideration of social etiquette or people's feelings, and feeling no remorse. Can also be adapted for day to day use.
On someone's photo on Facebook: "Hey, you look really ugly in this photo."
Reply post: "Did you just Smegle me?"

Guy: "Hey man you stink!"
2nd Guy: "Fuck you Smegle!"
Smegle by FBAvenger October 27, 2012
To pinch and twist someone’s genitalia
Tristen : What do y’all do when alone

Alex: I like to smegle her all the time
Smegle by Cheese burgs June 27, 2019

Smegetarian 

On a smegetarian diet, which is comparable to veganism and vegetarianism, the only food that may be consumed is smegma, the substance found on an unwashed penis.
Lily is smegetarian, didn't you know?
Smegetarian by Ol Meanings January 2, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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