smeeter meter 

smeeter meter- a term like "gaydar" when you can just tell that someone has a small dick. like the term "smeet" that means you have a small dick.

right as i saw this faggot tyler, my smeeter meter went off. i knew he was a smeet.

smeeter meter by endmysufferingkms January 3, 2017

Skeeter Meter 

A device used to measure the amount of ejaculatory fluids stored in one ones testicals

Just found out I'm ready to spluge after I checked my Skeeter Meter

Skeeter Meter by McSkeet September 15, 2011