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clothing that ain't small and aint meduim...like white people relax fit
maaan, that a smeduim ass coat young like shit
smeduim by Anonymous October 22, 2003
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Smeduim is used to describe a mixture between the size of small and meduim, white people like emo kids wear it.
You ain't gangsta, look at your smeduim white tee fool!
smeduim by GoDLyGaMa October 21, 2004
Refering to the size of an article of clothing (usually a man's shirt) where the article is clearly bought one size too small as to display one's musclularity. Usually worn but not limited to bars, clubs, or social gathering where high numbers of attractive females tend to congregate. Commonly mistakn for a shirt you stole from your 12 yr.old brother.
Hey guys, are we all gonna wear our smediums downtown tonight?
smedium by Shem B August 17, 2006
Word of the Day on January 12, 2025

Extra Smedium Tapout shirt 

The size of shirt that a tool bag (see: tool) wears to try to look bigger and tougher than they actually are. Most time worn in conjunction with a D-bag haircut and an attitude. But don't be discurraged the shirt is easly penitrated by a swift and violent Falcon Punch, or a quick wit.
Normal guy #1: Dude, did you see that D-bag with the Extra smedium tapout shirt?

Normal guy #2: HAHAHA ya waht a tool. LOLZ!!

D-bag: WHAT DID YOU SAY FAG?

Normal guy #1: Look assclown just cause you wear an Extra Smedium Tapout shirt don't make you tough.

Normal guy #2: FALCON.......!!!!!!

Normal guy #1: Told you!!

Normal guy #2: PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

D-bag: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! oh no my earrings!!!!
The size of a shirt when it is too small for the person wearing it.
Did you see Denny today?

No why?

Homeboy's rockin his favorite smedium Tee again
smedium by cynicali January 1, 2008
Between small and medium, can be used for more than just shirt sizes.
There are about 60 employees, so the company is smedium.
Smedium by Smedium Advocate February 8, 2022
Any size of clothing that appears to be way too tight and is contoured or form fitting to the body.
That douchebag must have went shopping in the smedium collar popped section.

Thank god that girl got a smedium top or we would never be able to see her muffin top.

Are those meggings or are they just a smedium pair of jeans?
smedium by bigredsfod December 18, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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