smartson

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an ethiopian negroid that loves FUFU and EGUSI.

Pro Rapper made namaste
"YALL DOIN UIL?"
BLACK PEOPLE ARE SEASONED

Smartson was hanging out with the WHAP Stars until one of them got cumshotted on.

smartson by sam the ham n1gger July 6, 2024

Words you can keep

Smartoon

Rick & Morty

This is a 9/11 for intelligent adults like myself who enjoy smartoons.

Smartoon by NotAQuig February 13, 2023

Related Words

smartson • smartoon • Smartfone • SmartGoneStupid • smartonakis • smartonion • smartzoned • smart on • smart one • Smart Contract

smartoon

A short comic strip, usually in newspapers, that ends with a comedic and/or witty punch-line.

Yo, did you read todays strip? It's a damn smartoon.

smartoon by K-ROOT September 15, 2010

smartonakis

Term used for someone that tries to act smart but they're not.

Originated from the Andy Milonakis Show.

Person A: Hey guess what? I know a lot of science like E=MC squared!

Person B: Yeah everybody knows that, you smartonakis.

smartonakis by jello811 March 13, 2009

smarton

See smart on.

I sat with my woman discussing life's imponderables and ended up with hardcore smarton.

smarton by joelmw October 25, 2010

smartonion

he fucked your mother

smartonion fucked my sister
oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

smartonion by EpicGamerOneHundredOhYes March 23, 2021

Smartfone

The act of performing the wristwatch and the brain at the same time

Horace totaly smartfoned me yesterday

Smartfone by Super sacey mangos July 3, 2009

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026