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smartoon 

A short comic strip, usually in newspapers, that ends with a comedic and/or witty punch-line.
Yo, did you read todays strip? It's a damn smartoon.
smartoon by K-ROOT September 15, 2010

smartonakis 

Term used for someone that tries to act smart but they're not.

Originated from the Andy Milonakis Show.
Person A: Hey guess what? I know a lot of science like E=MC squared!

Person B: Yeah everybody knows that, you smartonakis.
smartonakis by jello811 March 13, 2009

smaetoonz 

Some dumb bitch who makes up words. Shes manipulative and a liar who will do anything to get her way
"Who's that bitch"

"Oh she calls herself smaetoonz"

"That sounds fucking stupid, is that even a word. What the hell does it mean"
smaetoonz by smaetoonz June 22, 2019
I sat with my woman discussing life's imponderables and ended up with hardcore smarton.
smarton by joelmw October 25, 2010

smartonion 

he fucked your mother
smartonion fucked my sister
oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Smartfone 

The act of performing the wristwatch and the brain at the same time
Horace totaly smartfoned me yesterday
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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