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very smart nd amazin
alex is very smartikle at geography :D
smartikle by alexandra01 December 5, 2007

smarticle particles

The particles that make someone smart.
Did you know Sam made honor role?
Wow, she must have smarticle particles.

Shartillery 

Explosive diarrhea that is released in a shart in such a way that it sounds like machine gun artillery fire when it plops into the toilet bowl.
Stand down! Its a shartillery strike!!!

Mommy! I just had shartillery and got little bits of poo shrapnel all over the toilet bowl! Will you clean it up please?

Sharticles 

Articles that are a bit on the poo side, like when you're reading a newspaper and you think "Why is this news?"
Barry: "Poo buses set to take over Bristol."

Ashens: "You're putting the shart in sharticles."
Sharticles by the hue bearer July 30, 2016

STARTICLES 

STARTICLES: (stär'ti-kel-z)
DEFINITION:
1A. Amateurish and inexperienced writing OR
1B. First drafts and warm-ups of the real article or written piece.
2. Shocking Articles! Pieces so surprising or scandalous they give the reader a start.
3. A student lawyer ‘starting his articles,’ is beginning a stage of postgraduate training for his law degree. He is therefore doing his 'starticles'
Example 1: Even famous New York Times columnists have several STARTICLES before perfecting a final submission.

smarthole 

Someone who is both a smartass and an asshole.
Chris is such a smarthole!
smarthole by crogue October 14, 2011