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Smartfounded 

A person actively pretending to know what they or somebody else is talking about when in reality they have no idea what the fuck is going on, Therefore, fooling the general population into believing that they are smart when in actuality they are a dumbass.

People who are smartfounded also like to make things up that sound hi-tech and that they could be true in order to make others believe that they are smart, however, theese facts are completely wrong and no one should ever believe them

People should avoid theese types of people seing as after extensive scientific research and studies it has been been proven that spending time within the vacinity of theese people for extended periods of time can cause a decrease in IQ, as well as explosive diahreah, anal seepage, inflimation of the left nostril, and lung cancer. No known cure or cause has been found however, some believe it may be genetic.
Person 1: do you know how to do this chem shit?
Person 2: Somewhat
Person 1: hmmm ill ask Dan he seems to know whats going on
Person 2: no dont do that he's just smartfounded everything he says is completely wrong, plus, hes a douche bag
Smartfounded by Ohmagorsh June 4, 2009
Idk someone egirl called me it someone help me here
Egirl: sorry smartfood<3
Me:
smartfood by Smartfood January 9, 2021

Smartfone 

The act of performing the wristwatch and the brain at the same time
Horace totaly smartfoned me yesterday
An American brand of prepopped, flavored popcorn that is made by the Frito-Lay company.
Smartfood was brought to market with the help of the Yandow family.
Smartfood by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023
an American brand of prepopped, flavored popcorn made by the Frito-Lay company
Smartfood was first created in 1985 by Andrew Martin - chairman and CEO, Ken Meyers- VP of operations, and Martin's wife Annie Withey- VP of consumer relations
Smartfood by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026