smamich
smamich by BrwnSuga78 December 23, 2013
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sammich
A sammich is a type of sandwich. However, it is not just any kind of sandwich. Any old schmuck can throw lunchmeat between two slices of bread and have a sandwich.
But no. A sammich is not just a sandwich, it is not just a meal. Sammich is a term reserved for only the holiest and mightiest of all sandwiches. A sammich is a true work of culinary art; a feast on a bun, if you will. A sammich is not made of the best ingredients; it is made of the *right* ingredients. It needs the right meats, and the right cheese(s), the right sauce, the right veggies, and the right kind of bread.
Taking footlong sub bread and throwing every kind of meat and cheese and everything else under the sun or in your kitchen pantry on it does not a sammich make. It is akin to an incohesive mishmosh of colors on an artist's easel.
Sandwiches make a good snack, but sammiches are forever.
But no. A sammich is not just a sandwich, it is not just a meal. Sammich is a term reserved for only the holiest and mightiest of all sandwiches. A sammich is a true work of culinary art; a feast on a bun, if you will. A sammich is not made of the best ingredients; it is made of the *right* ingredients. It needs the right meats, and the right cheese(s), the right sauce, the right veggies, and the right kind of bread.
Taking footlong sub bread and throwing every kind of meat and cheese and everything else under the sun or in your kitchen pantry on it does not a sammich make. It is akin to an incohesive mishmosh of colors on an artist's easel.
Sandwiches make a good snack, but sammiches are forever.
I'm having a sammich for dinner tonight.
sammich by howlincoyote2k1 March 22, 2007
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Sammich
The audios that are non sammich are clean the one that are sammich have sex in it and moaning, I recomend sammicher
Sammich by Hornyweebfucker July 13, 2020
blowjob sammich
the act in which your female makes you a sammich and then gives you amazing dome. while recieving a blowjob sammich your female will allow you to put the sammich on her head like a table between breaks of drinking, toking, playing xbox, etc.
bro 1- dude this bitch i met today made me a sammich and then gave me dome and let me put the sammich on her head while i was playing black ops!
bro 2- sounds like you got a boss blowjob sammich
bro 2- sounds like you got a boss blowjob sammich
blowjob sammich by kbro69 January 14, 2011
The Samm’s Sammich
The Samm’s Sammich is a sandwich that consists of Turkey, Roast Beef, Salami, Pepperoni, Ham, Grilled Chicken, Veggie Patty, Tuna, Meatballs and Fake Crab Meat. Rumored to have been created by legendary D-List actor Jermaine “Huggy” Hopkins. Huggy is also the creator of Huggy’s Huggies, an adult diaper brand.
Guy 1: I’m so hungry, I wish somebody had a sandwich with fake crab meat to satisfy my cravings.
Guy 2: Shit dawg, have The Samm’s Sammich!
Guy 2: Shit dawg, have The Samm’s Sammich!
The Samm’s Sammich by SammSammy January 23, 2021
noob sammich
n.
1. An extraordinarily bland sandwich, usually void of condiments, when more lavish relish is available.
Also known as an orphan sammich.
1. An extraordinarily bland sandwich, usually void of condiments, when more lavish relish is available.
Also known as an orphan sammich.
Michael: What kind of sandwich did you make?
Marcus: Bologna... with a slice of american cheese.
Michael: Why'd you make a noob sammich? We have roast beef, swiss, and plenty of mustard you know.
Marcus: Bologna... with a slice of american cheese.
Michael: Why'd you make a noob sammich? We have roast beef, swiss, and plenty of mustard you know.
noob sammich by Cardmonkey May 31, 2005
Slutter Nutter Sammich
Refers to the act of covering one person in peanut butter, and another person in jelly, and then smashing both bodies together.
Dylan brought the peanut butter, Becky brough the jelly, I just know they are planning on making a slutter nutter sammich.
Slutter Nutter Sammich by Ilovegreenandredandblue February 10, 2010
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A)
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B)
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B)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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