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small balls

u f (your self) sooooooo much your balls shrink
yo shizzle, i have small balls today
small balls by xmafiaax December 11, 2011

small balls

a person who generally lacks in personality and in vocabulary an has the ability to kill any conversation, often found wearing previous nites osaka t-shirts!
that small balls cunt is doin my head in
small balls by mike smithams March 8, 2008

nobody likes your small balls 

What you say to an asian or wasian. But never say it to a black man.
Black Guy: Nobody likes your small balls!

Asian: Reave me arone!

Orange small balls

A tiny plastic ball you shoot out of a nerf like gun :)

Pervert
"Yo you got and orange small balls? im out!" Yeah i got some!"

Big Balls Small Shrimp 

The general classification of a manly man with large testicles and a small pecker. Underlying daddy issues is generally the case when dealing with an individual who has Big Balls Small Shrimp. Napoleon complex during sexual interactions is very common with these people as well. It is known for an individual with Big Balls Small Shrimp to ONLY enjoy African American intercourse, not discriminating against the gender, fucking both male and female. Big Balls Small Shrimp individuals usually tend to tell long long stories that lead no where, leaving you wondering how fucking small someones dick has to be to try to make up for it with their anti-climactic story telling. Ever plan for a day with the boys and it just gets ruined because someone invites "that guy"? Big Balls Small Shrimp is the epitome of someone who ruins trips, parties, and hangouts because he can't stop talking about the disproportion of his nuts to his Johnson.
Angelo: Dude what's wrong with Doug? He wouldn't stop crying about his balls at the party last night?
Amad: Hes just got Big Balls Small Shrimp

Huge Balls Small Wang

When someone has large testicles, usually tangerine size or larger. At the same time this person has a penis not longer than 2 inches when fully erect.
"Damn Decline has huge balls but a small wang"

"Yea the chicks see his huge balls through his pants but laugh when they glimpse the small wang."

This is a common example of Huge Balls Small Wang syndrome.
Huge Balls Small Wang by Sweatmaker December 10, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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