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Smaggles 

1. A cute creature, found primarily in small towns like Petaluma; 2. a sexy beast with shaved legs; 3. the epitome of metroness.
"OMG, it's smaggles. Run for your f***ing lives!!!!(Rofl)"
Smaggles by Smags May 25, 2009
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snagglesnatch 

A particularly nasty vagina that one suspects may have teeth. Pungent and deformed.
I could tell that slut had a snagglesnatch by the way her jeans made a crooked camel toe. Hold me.
snagglesnatch by ian January 21, 2004

Swaggless 

(N) To have no style or creativity. To be completely boring. To have no game or Originality.
Does she really think that's hot?! She looks a mess, yet again proving that she is swaggless.
Swaggless by kahmiL THE starr May 21, 2008
Combination of saggy + saddle bags. Used to describe a pair of tits that when released from their holster (bra) have enough power to stop a quickly moving skateboard.
Dude, that woman has straight saggles!
saggles by jpetes September 2, 2010

Smargles 

Adapted from the Harry Potter character Luna Lovegood’s nargles, a smargle is the addition of a smurf to the minx mix.

A snargle cheekily messes things around. A smargle leaves a trail of blue behind - usually during the consumption of blue food ie frosting, ice cream, candy. The result is an embarrassing layer of the food around your mouth, making it look like suspicious sexual activity has occurred with a smurf.
“Did you just give a Smurf a BJ?” Looking in the mirror, I saw the blue frosting surrounding my mouth with suspicious dots leading down my chin. F$@king smargles!
Smargles by Tainted romance March 27, 2019

Smiggles 

a goofy ass hamster who name is smiggles
k: "where smiggles at?"

e: "in a cage sleeping"
Smiggles by fuckcomment February 15, 2023

smagglewaggle

A dirty rat, snitch, or snake. AKA a dirty Bitch
You dirty smagglewaggle! How dare you tell jimmy my tea you smagglewaggle
smagglewaggle by Imverygayforyou April 25, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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