Smargles

Adapted from the Harry Potter character Luna Lovegood’s nargles, a smargle is the addition of a smurf to the minx mix.

A snargle cheekily messes things around. A smargle leaves a trail of blue behind - usually during the consumption of blue food ie frosting, ice cream, candy. The result is an embarrassing layer of the food around your mouth, making it look like suspicious sexual activity has occurred with a smurf.

“Did you just give a Smurf a BJ?” Looking in the mirror, I saw the blue frosting surrounding my mouth with suspicious dots leading down my chin. F$@king smargles!

by Tainted romance March 27, 2019

shmargles

the sock fluff that you find between your toes when you take your socks off.

Lucy took off her socks and saw that there were shmargles laeft behind

by IzLisa November 9, 2003

Smargledanger

While playing cards against humanity, after playing a card, you then draw what would have been the perfect card for that hand. (smar-gull-dang-er)

“Ah crap! I just drew a Smargledanger!!”

by Kg114 February 18, 2018

smargle

Nonsense word, interjected during quiet but not necessarily awkward moments. Used among friends affectionately. Derived from smaggle.

Smargle, smargle, smargle.

by Mika Talley January 11, 2008

smartless

The opposite of smart.

That boy has limited intelligence. He is smartless. To not be smart.

by Mypalval February 25, 2017

Smartless

Lovely, casual, funny, loose interview-style podcast co-hosted by Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes, and Will Arnett.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard about Smartless?

Person 2: Of course… love Bateman.

Person 3: Totally, Will is your typical Mitch Buchannon, Jason is the token nude. And sounds like Sean hilariously never changes out of his houtfit!

by NotTheHoff June 10, 2021

smarbles

it is a play on words to 'suck my balls'. It is used to insult gay's or transgenders.

"hey homo would u like to smarbles"

by kinger pinger November 6, 2017