smack sock 

sock used to masturbate into

i need to wash my smack sock cuz i used it last night

smack sock by whoathebliss January 8, 2009

slacksocks 

some one who wears loud or bright socks, festive ones etc!

" look at the slacksocks on him!"

that boy that always wears the slacksocks

slacksocks by peon123 December 6, 2011

smackjockey 

usually to describe someones stupidity or their neverending love for football or just a dumbass that looks pretty ugly and has concrete slabs.

i know a smackjockey we call him Josh Pezzi B/c his teeth look like their doining backflips and their concrete slabbed

smackjockey by Josh Beier December 23, 2003

smackjockey 

an insult commonly used towards jocks that smack each other in the ass "smack jockey" but anyone can call anyone a smack jockey use it once see if you like it

shut the fuck up smack jockey

smackjockey by Beier December 28, 2003