(v) to be extremely lazy, refraining from situations that involve energy such as physical activity and or body movement.
(n) one who refuses to do anything benificial with their time
Yo what are you doing man, you tryin to go to the Y?
Na man, i got shit to do. I gotta smackass from at least 12-4. Yeeeahhh
Collective noun for a fine pair of swinging boobs, free of their wrapping and begging for a slapping. Or just a quick motorboat if your hands are tied.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.