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Slutison 

An ugly little slut who 'accidently' bangs every male individual in sight by tripping and landing on their dicks. She hides crumbs of food in her rolls of fat and is sat at a PC all day playing online-games to make herself feel important.
Slutison: im hungry

Guy: aren't you always *eats sweets*

Slutison: ill shag u for one of them sweets
Slutison by Nalol February 12, 2014

slutligion 

The Religion of Sluts.
Man and woman group that does not care about god and his powerful wrath. This group is more interested in sexual pleasure, and self love. Memebers of Slutligion are allowed to be of other religions as long as they have sex at any given oportunity, Slutligion has no commandments. The only rule is do not kill your partner or harm in a negetive way. In order to get into Slutligion one must sleep with many different people of many different cultures and races. There is no leader of Slutligion. But If there was it'd be a women...
Yo, I met this mulsim chick....shes so fucking hot she wants me to convert to Muslim....but I'm going to show her the ways of Slutligion and i'm sure she'll fall for me!
slutligion by Injurious August 23, 2006

slutcision 

When an otherwise conservative women makes a promiscuous decision. Licentious behavior that is out of character for the woman engaging in it.
My friend spent all semester sitting in her dorm room waiting on a kind guy and a committed relationship made the slutcision last night to drink multiple tequila shots and sleep with some guy she barely knew.

Synonyms: whorish, licentious, salacious, tramp like, easy
Antonyms : conservative, austere, prudish, chaste, virgin
slutcision by Matheau November 13, 2012
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

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