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slutpuncher

The sorority party took a violent turn when Anthony the slutpuncher showed up.
slutpuncher by Kony2016 November 17, 2013
Dude... I wouldn't sit on that - it's probably covered in slutpee.
Slutpee by Dddddddddddddmama September 11, 2011

mad ugly kid shutup 

When some headass boi tries to cook your shit but you come back with some heat
“Wtf ya mad ugly kid shutup. You headass mofucker “
mad ugly kid shutup by IH8Men69420 February 18, 2018
Lloyd you're such a slutpole! ily
Slutpole by Buckagez July 7, 2011

Slutulator 

The slutulator is a reality based, objective calculation to determine whether or not a woman is a slut. It works like this, You take a womans age at the time she lost her virginity, for example lets say 18 for example, and you take her current age, lets say 25 for example. you subtract 18 from 25 which equals 7. If her number of partners equals less than 7 this is a good girl. If it is more, she's a slut....however if she has had more than one one night stand, then her final number is multiplied by how many one night stands she has had, which in this case would be 14, so she's a total slut whore. Next.
I did calculations on her with the slutulator and it never lies. she lost her virginity and 16, she's now 22, and has had 10 partners, including 3 one night stands, so her score is a 30. we have a real skanky trog on our hands, fellas.

slutspicious 

Suspecting someone to be a slut; someone who is always suspicious
Look at that girl's outfit. My slutspicious senses are tingling.

My girl is always looking at my phone. She is so slutspicious.
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piddlefart

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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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