A Slutigator is a man that investigates and interviews sluts and he comes up with the best possible slut to bang out of all of the participants interviewed.
The Slutigator found the best possible slut for the evening after numerous interviewing multiple participants.
by TheJackal607 June 2, 2018
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Slugator is a mystical creature found in school cafeterias, often resemble Mr. Potatoheads or resemble midgets
by Concerned Brown Upperclassman May 21, 2008
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The slutulator is a reality based, objective calculation to determine whether or not a woman is a slut. It works like this, You take a womans age at the time she lost her virginity, for example lets say 18 for example, and you take her current age, lets say 25 for example. you subtract 18 from 25 which equals 7. If her number of partners equals less than 7 this is a good girl. If it is more, she's a slut....however if she has had more than one one night stand, then her final number is multiplied by how many one night stands she has had, which in this case would be 14, so she's a total slut whore. Next.
I did calculations on her with the slutulator and it never lies. she lost her virginity and 16, she's now 22, and has had 10 partners, including 3 one night stands, so her score is a 30. we have a real skanky trog on our hands, fellas.
by Captain Matador the 4th April 1, 2010
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I was watching coverage of the president last night and finally realized Rush Limbaugh is such a shitigator.
by John Benefield March 5, 2009
Get the Shitigator mug.See that chick who's bartending. We nicknamed her the slutenator since she has fucked nearly every guy in the bar.
by habitual sassbox February 8, 2009
Get the slutenator mug.when a girl has the slutty behavior, but hasnt commited sluty crimes, you be the one to make her realize how great sexual stuff is. which makes you a slutiatrist
by Jammen August 26, 2010
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