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Slutorade 

Skeet that satisfies the quench of a slut
Chris was really thirsty so he slurped up every drop of slutorade to satisfy his thirst.
Slutorade by Skeetina January 20, 2007
him: chek those girls out

him walkin past girls

him: SLUTAGE

girls: u wat?
Slutage by Lamboo May 26, 2009
Contrary to popular belief this is not a derogatory term but an object used by prostitutes. It is used to inefficiently and unhygieneically clean their vaginas between sex with different customers. It is generally a dirty looking towel or some newspaper that you wouldnt wanna touch with a barge pole (this is a very very very long pole)
'Ah crap I got it running out and down my legs'
'Here use my slutrag'
Slutrag by manofmanysides December 20, 2005

Sluteratops

An obese slut, usually loud. Stomps through buildings, making the ground shake. Typically breaks chairs when sitting down.
That sluteratops was at my house last night, and she broke my sofa when she sat down.
Sluteratops by Netic January 7, 2010

slutrageous 

when someone acts like an outrageous slut. duh.
yo they are practically bumpin uglies on the dance floor! so slutrageous!
slutrageous by LornaMarie December 21, 2008
Slurage: The act of grammatical laziness causing one to inconsistently add and/or subtract letters from a word creating a sometimes more efficient figure of speech. In the construction of a Slurage one will find the possibilities to be as endless, dangerous, amusing, witty, ugly, random, and will come to realize that the benefits of their Slurage to mankind are not only minimal but are as non-existent as the leprechaun in Alabama.
EX: A worthless potato may choose to mash the words those and were together giving water birth to the new slurage - Twer.

Bruce Springsteen Slurage: "Twer the glory days."

Bryan Adams Summer of '69 Slurage: "Twer the best days of my life."

Hillbilly pip-squeak slurage: "Twer mine!!!"
Slurage by Bildog October 12, 2011
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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