Contrary to popular belief this is not a derogatory term but an object used by prostitutes. It is used to inefficiently and unhygieneically clean their vaginas between sex with different customers. It is generally a dirty looking towel or some newspaper that you wouldnt wanna touch with a barge pole (this is a very very very long pole)
Slurage: The act of grammatical laziness causing one to inconsistently add and/or subtract letters from a word creating a sometimes more efficient figure of speech. In the construction of a Slurage one will find the possibilities to be as endless, dangerous, amusing, witty, ugly, random, and will come to realize that the benefits of their Slurage to mankind are not only minimal but are as non-existent as the leprechaun in Alabama.
EX: A worthless potato may choose to mash the words those and were together giving water birth to the new slurage - Twer.