slump pump
"Hey Sean,dont you think that overweight amputee at the other side of the bar would make a good slump pump for Bryant?"
slump pump by Daniel Nunez January 9, 2008
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pump and slump
pump and slump by Thetruth26 May 22, 2014
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Pump and slump by Pumper2000 September 22, 2023
Sump Pump
A sex move where the male ejaculates within the female's anal cavity then proceeds to suck the ejaculate back out using his mouth
Sump Pump by TayZonday2.0 June 22, 2019
stump pump
voilently pumping your fist in and out of someones asshole up to and including your wrist so your arm looks like a stump
stump pump by kerri-ann vigar August 7, 2007
new jersey sump pump
See "New Jersey soap pump", except the aforementioned soap pump is reciprocated by the pumpee to the pumper using the the pumper's semen as lubricant for the sump pump.
Mike 1: Dude my hands are so cold, I could really go for a New Jersey sump pump right now, would you mind initiating with a New Jersey soap pump and I'll complete the process?
Mike 2: Sure man!
Mike 2: Sure man!
new jersey sump pump by Mike and Mike the Accountants February 3, 2017
sump pump
sump pump by Paul Thornton November 27, 2007
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A)
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B)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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