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the act of having sex out of desperation after an extended period of invoulontary abstinence.
"Hey Sean,dont you think that overweight amputee at the other side of the bar would make a good slump pump for Bryant?"
by Daniel Nunez December 23, 2007

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extremely thin,sheer womens underwear.usually completely seethrough.could also be used as a general term describing any womens underwear
i think the valet attendant saw my womans slit screen when she got out of the car.
by Daniel Nunez December 22, 2007

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