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Close your eyes and think of the best thing ever in your life... now open, I bet you were thinking of slusher, the man of many talents.

A master of water. A master of laying pipes. Lucky strikes in his pocket and a big smile on his bearded face. Bringing a ray of sunshine to any where he may be. He may be as one would say "short" but he is blessed with a "richard" that's tall.

Bumping prof in his mini van, he ain't no God damn son of a bitch.
,if you see this Rob..you better run.

Vanilla may be in the name but he is far from it professional in the streets and kinky sexy silver fox in the sheets.
"Who is that guy?"

*man sits quietly smoking a cigarette while looking up over his glasses"
"That's slusher, he is the fuckin man"
Slusher by JackAuf April 25, 2023

slusherbait

an older guy going to very young girls. similer to jail bait but with slushies.
yo jake shes like 13 dude get off that slusherbait game
slusherbait by chrislandry April 20, 2013
A combination of the words slut and loser. Can either be used as an insult or a joke.
Lauren: My legs are actually huge

Michelle: Shut up sluser you're so skinny
sluser by BrookeDavisCOB October 7, 2010
-noun

A ‘Slusher’ or Slushers' is an individual or group that spends time filtering through web content in search of quality links and information to share on social bookmarking and networking sites.
“I am a slusher, phear my mad rating skillz.” – “The slushers have been sourcing our content like crazy!”
Slusher by 3ncryptabl3 June 28, 2008

Slusher Shopping 

The right of passage all Virginia Tech students undertake to Slusher Tower. The quest to find a desperate women and smash, there are 13 floors of misery to choose from, if you dont succeed you backflip off the top.
Man, I really want to smash.

Bro, just go Slusher Shopping.
Slusher Shopping by sad_boi_hours October 20, 2019
When a man shoves snow into a womans vagina before jizzing.
I wanted to give that girl a slusher but it was summer so I just did a screaming seagull.
Slusher by The Slusher January 1, 2010
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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