Slusher

Close your eyes and think of the best thing ever in your life... now open, I bet you were thinking of slusher, the man of many talents.

A master of water. A master of laying pipes. Lucky strikes in his pocket and a big smile on his bearded face. Bringing a ray of sunshine to any where he may be. He may be as one would say "short" but he is blessed with a "richard" that's tall.

Bumping prof in his mini van, he ain't no God damn son of a bitch.
,if you see this Rob..you better run.

Vanilla may be in the name but he is far from it professional in the streets and kinky sexy silver fox in the sheets.

"Who is that guy?"

*man sits quietly smoking a cigarette while looking up over his glasses"
"That's slusher, he is the fuckin man"

by JackAuf April 25, 2023

Slusher

-noun

A ‘Slusher’ or Slushers' is an individual or group that spends time filtering through web content in search of quality links and information to share on social bookmarking and networking sites.

“I am a slusher, phear my mad rating skillz.” – “The slushers have been sourcing our content like crazy!”

by 3ncryptabl3 June 28, 2008

Slusher

When a man shoves snow into a womans vagina before jizzing.

I wanted to give that girl a slusher but it was summer so I just did a screaming seagull.

by The Slusher January 01, 2010

Slusher

1. A boy that loves to have sex
2. A girl that gives head.

1. He always fucking, he is a slusher
2. That bitch is always dick chasing she's slusher

by Kyerstin November 15, 2005

Slusher Shopping

The right of passage all Virginia Tech students undertake to Slusher Tower. The quest to find a desperate women and smash, there are 13 floors of misery to choose from, if you dont succeed you backflip off the top.

Man, I really want to smash.

Bro, just go Slusher Shopping.

by sad_boi_hours October 20, 2019

Slusher

Very Sus and hated

Likes Men and Children also a terrible teacher.
Hated:disliked
Sus:likes men
Slusher: a sus teacher

by Its-Vortec June 01, 2021

Slusher

Not old enough to be a Hesher? You grew your hair out for metal, you shaved your head for punk, now you’re pissed of and you grew out your hair as a contemporary “fuck you”. You still think about the glory days of skating the curbs outside the Circle K, and sucking down slushes.

Look at those long hairs still skating, total Slushers.

by Space Edwards December 22, 2019