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Doordasher by day, cloud-blower by night,with a happy twist of hardcore rock wook.
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A master of water. A master of laying pipes. Lucky strikes in his pocket and a big smile on his bearded face. Bringing a ray of sunshine to any where he may be. He may be as one would say "short" but he is blessed with a "richard" that's tall.
Bumping prof in his mini van, he ain't no God damn son of a bitch.
,if you see this Rob..you better run.
Vanilla may be in the name but he is far from it professional in the streets and kinky sexy silver fox in the sheets.
A master of water. A master of laying pipes. Lucky strikes in his pocket and a big smile on his bearded face. Bringing a ray of sunshine to any where he may be. He may be as one would say "short" but he is blessed with a "richard" that's tall.
Bumping prof in his mini van, he ain't no God damn son of a bitch.
,if you see this Rob..you better run.
Vanilla may be in the name but he is far from it professional in the streets and kinky sexy silver fox in the sheets.
"Who is that guy?"
*man sits quietly smoking a cigarette while looking up over his glasses"
"That's slusher, he is the fuckin man"
*man sits quietly smoking a cigarette while looking up over his glasses"
"That's slusher, he is the fuckin man"
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Known proudly for his white circle sunshades and big lungs… don’t let the coolness fool you. You try to get in the GTI the wrong way and his trusty side kick Althea will bite your dick off.
A very serviceable man. He offers many trades such as being a well arguable lawyer. A doctor. Underground MC. Photographer. Delivery servicer.Florist.Euntrapenure. And he isn’t scared to get down and dirty as a registered OBGYN.
Known proudly for his white circle sunshades and big lungs… don’t let the coolness fool you. You try to get in the GTI the wrong way and his trusty side kick Althea will bite your dick off.
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