After dipping your balls in a creampie'd butthole, your nuts are covered in feces, lube, spit, and brown water.
After fina tryin dat shit @ home i dipped my nuts in my wifey, and her asshowwe din't wanna let go. but wen dem shits were fin da be released, not even salt could dry up deez slugnuts after they rocketed out of dat azzz fa sho. then i eeeked lung porridge onto her face... why...? cause dat shits funny to me.
Sludgepuss (noun): a female with a less than reputable character that sleeps with any male that expresses a desire to fornicate with her and gets a foul odor in her vagina from the amount of semen she has not washed out of her causing a sludge-like consistency in her vaginal orfice.
Damn dude, I slept with Ashley last night but the smell of sludgepuss was so pungent I had to hold my nose.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"