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slugnuts 

After dipping your balls in a creampie'd butthole, your nuts are covered in feces, lube, spit, and brown water.
After fina tryin dat shit @ home i dipped my nuts in my wifey, and her asshowwe din't wanna let go. but wen dem shits were fin da be released, not even salt could dry up deez slugnuts after they rocketed out of dat azzz fa sho. then i eeeked lung porridge onto her face... why...? cause dat shits funny to me.
slugnuts by Hopeydfd February 12, 2008
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Slutnuts 

(noun): A lady of loose moral fibre and ethics. Often has trouble keeping their legs together for long periods of time.
1. I bet she's a right slutnuts.

2. Rebecca has become a total slutnuts since leaving the company.
Slutnuts by Devihant June 12, 2011
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slug nuts 

Getting cum all over your nut sack because you have a tiny baby dick but your balls are grotesquely over sized.
"I hear Timmy has a baby dick."
"But that guys balls are like the size of watermelons!"
"He must have the slimiest slug nuts around."
slug nuts by MC Snuggle Nuts October 16, 2008

Smugnuts 

Although the nuts portion of the word would suggest it only applies to male, the term can be applied to either sex.

Adjective: One who exhibits a false sense of entitlement and lords it over others in social settings.
1. "That guy over there is acting all smugnuts because his dad owns a dealership."

2. "She acts all smugnuts because she's fucking the drummer from that band."
Smugnuts by Furrymike February 4, 2010

Slugruts 

the thought of just losing all place and sense of mind while women take over the world and mentally pacify men with crucifying sex. Nathan Mathews -2020
eat my slugruts
Slugruts by aidsaiden January 31, 2020
Fat bastard who I unhealthy and annoying and has no friends
Shut up u slugnut
slugnut by SyphBiggBalls June 3, 2021

Slugguts 

Slugguts a name when someone call calls his sister cause hes got a grade 8 education and is so munted on weed thats all je can call her cause his brain cells are fried
Your a slugguts
Slugguts by Maddog1862 June 18, 2021
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