sluanus is the human personification of how a rotten orange clings to a hot sidewalk. her obsession with #hooters has taken up her entire life, and she's destroyed friendships because of it. she has the personality of an old man who just learned what dabbing is. avoid at all costs.
wow, you're really sluanus-ing it up today. maybe stop that.
sluanus@gmail.com is a haunted email. please be cautious when approaching.
sluanus@gmail.com is a haunted email. please be cautious when approaching.
by sluanus May 11, 2021