sluanus

sluanus is the human personification of how a rotten orange clings to a hot sidewalk. her obsession with #hooters has taken up her entire life, and she's destroyed friendships because of it. she has the personality of an old man who just learned what dabbing is. avoid at all costs.

wow, you're really sluanus-ing it up today. maybe stop that.
[e-mail] is a haunted email. please be cautious when approaching.

sluanus by sluanus May 11, 2021

squanus 

The meat used to produce hot dogs, typically referring to squirrel anus.

I'm not eating a hot dog, it's made from squanus.

squanus by Jfn5 December 29, 2017

Squanus 

A squirrels anus

My little brother is such a Squanus. He’s always putting his nuts under trees.

Squanus by Jay dov1 November 2, 2020