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surprise slow head
surprise slow head by treyweeezay November 16, 2013
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slow head • surprise slow head • Slow-motion Headbanging • you're slow in the head like a big pizza pie • Unintelligent ignorant dance brainless mindless foolish dull slow simple minded empty head vapid idiotic moronic imbecile brain fungus • slow • slow your roll • slow burn • slow cosby • Slow Jam
you're slow in the head like a big pizza pie
Someone that is not very smart.
Someone that does something stupid.
Someone who is mentally challenged.
Someone that does something stupid.
Someone who is mentally challenged.
Billy: Horses don't have hooves until the farmer nails them on.
Jack: So, what do they have before that?
Billy: Feet?
Jack: ... You're slow in the head like a big pizza pie!
Jack: So, what do they have before that?
Billy: Feet?
Jack: ... You're slow in the head like a big pizza pie!
you're slow in the head like a big pizza pie by Lalalala! May 17, 2006
Unintelligent ignorant dance brainless mindless foolish dull slow simple minded empty head vapid idiotic moronic imbecile brain fungus
Bro you were so goddamn fucking stupid then I had to pull out the goddamn dictionary to understand how fucking stupid you are
Unintelligent ignorant dance brainless mindless foolish dull slow simple minded empty head vapid idiotic moronic imbecile brain fungus Is defined as “This man is so fucking stupid, that it is nearly impossible to understand how fucking stupid he is”
Slow-motion Headbanging
When one is sleeping in class, and his/her head bobs up and down at random, providing a source of distraction and entertainment for everyone else in said class.
Slow-motion Headbanging by ohmylanta! May 24, 2009
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