slow head

After a long day at work Julie rewards her man with some slow head.
by cobrax007 May 05, 2014
mugGet the slow headmug.
Someone that is not very smart.
Someone that does something stupid.
Someone who is mentally challenged.
Billy: Horses don't have hooves until the farmer nails them on.
Jack: So, what do they have before that?
Billy: Feet?
Jack: ... You're slow in the head like a big pizza pie!
by Lalalala! May 17, 2006
mugGet the you're slow in the head like a big pizza piemug.

surprise slow head

When one gets head by a complete surprise in a slow matter which would make ones legs curl.
"Did you fuck her?"
"Nah, but I got that surprise slow head doe."
by treyweeezay November 16, 2013
mugGet the surprise slow headmug.