slow head

A nice and slow blow job.

After a long day at work Julie rewards her man with some slow head.

by cobrax007 May 5, 2014

surprise slow head

When one gets head by a complete surprise in a slow matter which would make ones legs curl.

"Did you fuck her?"
"Nah, but I got that surprise slow head doe."

by treyweeezay November 16, 2013

you're slow in the head like a big pizza pie

Someone that is not very smart.
Someone that does something stupid.
Someone who is mentally challenged.

Billy: Horses don't have hooves until the farmer nails them on.
Jack: So, what do they have before that?
Billy: Feet?
Jack: ... You're slow in the head like a big pizza pie!

by Lalalala! May 17, 2006

Unintelligent ignorant dance brainless mindless foolish dull slow simple minded empty head vapid idiotic moronic imbecile brain fungus

Bro you were so goddamn fucking stupid then I had to pull out the goddamn dictionary to understand how fucking stupid you are

Unintelligent ignorant dance brainless mindless foolish dull slow simple minded empty head vapid idiotic moronic imbecile brain fungus Is defined as “This man is so fucking stupid, that it is nearly impossible to understand how fucking stupid he is”

by theGuythatHasAbrain May 25, 2022

Slow-motion Headbanging

When one is sleeping in class, and his/her head bobs up and down at random, providing a source of distraction and entertainment for everyone else in said class.

Hey, did you see that kid slow-motion headbanging in Math class today? What an idiot.

by ohmylanta! May 24, 2009

slowhead

a slowhead is a person who has been taking way too many drugs and takes like an hour for them to form a sentence.

1: I... Want... To... Go... To... Mac... Don... alds...
2: Fuckin slowhead!
1: what?...
2: *sigh...*

by Purpose Inc. May 14, 2017